A World Of Mixed Civilizations….

It’s sequel mania in Bollywood and why should any director fall behind?…

The latest in this is Rakesh Roshan. His next flick is a sequel to “Koi Mil Gaya”, in which he potrays planet earth being jointly inhabited by both “Human’s” and “Jadu’s”…. The film will be titled “Aakhir Sabhi Mil Gaye!”…

Jinxed by the power’s inherited by “Jadu”, the humans are living a ultra modern life with robots and gadgets to do almost every mundane activity, making them too lazy to do anything. And India as a result has emerged into a super power (remember Jadu had first landed in Kasauli, Himachal Pradesh)… Things were all going well, when suddenly a political turn-over took place. Yes!! The Congress Party took over the lead in India….

With ever rising inflation, the stock market’s saw new share holders and the FORTUNE 500′s list of billionaires too saw new names… The new share holders, and billionaires were none other than the visitors from the heavens.. Humans had to shell off every pie of their earnings to buy food (mind you, inflation would have reached 100% by then), but on the other hand all “Jadu” needed was “Dhoop” (sunshine). Leading to this the humans were turning into an endangered species on earth.

The world leaders met up at UN to find a possible solution for the problem. Two genius’s from Hollywood Andy Wachowski and Larry Wachowski (directors of the MATRIX trilogy) stood tall with a solution. And that was ” screen the sun rays from hitting earth, then Jadu will not be able to survive here”…. That was accepted, leading to Zion! The humans last refugee camp deep underground.

Wait Wait Wait!!!…. What has the Congress government done?.. Naa Naa! Screwing planet earth is secondary, they screwed poor Rakesh Roshan’s new flick… It turned out to be a sequel for the “MATRIX”…….

P.S: The 2009 Indian parliamentary elections beckon! Give in a thought before you cast in your vote…….

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