It’s sequel mania in Bollywood and why should any director fall behind?…

The latest in this is Rakesh Roshan. His next flick is a sequel to “Koi Mil Gaya”, in which he potrays planet earth being jointly inhabited by both “Human’s” and “Jadu’s”…. The film will be titled “Aakhir Sabhi Mil Gaye!”…

Jinxed by the power’s inherited by “Jadu”, the humans are living a ultra modern life with robots and gadgets to do almost every mundane activity, making them too lazy to do anything. And India as a result has emerged into a super power (remember Jadu had first landed in Kasauli, Himachal Pradesh)… Things were all going well, when suddenly a political turn-over took place. Yes!! The Congress Party took over the lead in India….

With ever rising inflation, the stock market’s saw new share holders and the FORTUNE 500’s list of billionaires too saw new names… The new share holders, and billionaires were none other than the visitors from the heavens.. Humans had to shell off every pie of their earnings to buy food (mind you, inflation would have reached 100% by then), but on the other hand all “Jadu” needed was “Dhoop” (sunshine). Leading to this the humans were turning into an endangered species on earth.

The world leaders met up at UN to find a possible solution for the problem. Two genius’s from Hollywood Andy Wachowski and Larry Wachowski (directors of the MATRIX trilogy) stood tall with a solution. And that was ” screen the sun rays from hitting earth, then Jadu will not be able to survive here”…. That was accepted, leading to Zion! The humans last refugee camp deep underground.

Wait Wait Wait!!!…. What has the Congress government done?.. Naa Naa! Screwing planet earth is secondary, they screwed poor Rakesh Roshan’s new flick… It turned out to be a sequel for the “MATRIX”…….

P.S: The 2009 Indian parliamentary elections beckon! Give in a thought before you cast in your vote…….

India… My country and definitely the place where relations are valued more than anywhere else! Societies, Cultures and nonetheless even movies showcase every relation with care…. Be it a mother and son, father and daughter, be it a brother and sister….. But I feel of all these the most untouched relation is between two brothers!…. It is always brushed aside probably due to lack of emotions rendering it as Glamor less to the human psychic. Hard to believe but the truth!

Brotherhood has and always be very special to me!…. I have a lovely elder brother and what a role he has played in shaping me up till date…. Where exactly should I start from?…

1) The days when my mom used to give my hand in his and tell him to walk side-by till the school…..

2) My first days in school, when I used to burst his ears out crying in every recess to get back home….

3) The countless hours spent playing cricket together, and he giving away his wicket just to please me….

4) Running behind me when I started to peddle the cycle, to  make sure I don’t fall off…..

5) Concealing the complaints teachers had against me at school…. [:P]

6) Trigonometry, Calculus, Geometry, Vectors, Physics, and Chemistry turning from Impossible to I am very possible, courtesy of my bro’s teaching….

To sum up all the above I will say he taught me what is LIFE in general…. Cheers Bro!….I dont know in which country of the world he will be by the time I finish my grad’s…. But will always miss him!…. [:)]

 Courtesy of a Series Final between India and Australia I happened to venture out in the recreation hall of my Hostel to watch the Idiot Box!….. Between overs one Advertisement caught my attention…. It was the latest one of Mentos (yeah the mint sold at half a buck), in which a Donkey and a Monkey are portrayed.

It shows the Donkey dominate the Monkey in the Pre-Stone era, and a vice-versa situation in the Stone and Medieval ages  after the Monkey has Mentos!…. Now what if the Donkey had the Mentos?….. Ahhhhaaaannnnnnnnnn, all you very intelligent people must be imagining a Donkey dominated civilization, a’int it?…… Tell you what, that will never happen. Forget Mentos, eat what so ever a Donkey will always be a Donkey!….. [:P]

Nevertheless a very catchy and hilarious Ad, which goes in coherence with their Tag-line “Dimaag Ki Batti Jalao”…. A breather from absolutely ridiculous Ad’s seeing which the only expression that comes to your mind is “WTF?”…….

On 25th of February 2008, some Prof’s came to my college from Sheffield University, regarding some MOU stuff. And one of them delivered a lecture on a Student Formula Car. I will not be going into the intricacies of that lecture. But when the talks of the MOU between both colleges came out, a few things were high-lighted. Like Student Exchange, Faculty Training Pro grammes……… Well these are all obvious!

Thinking a l’ill different as always, I thought why not have a food court exchange?…. And who better to represent NIT H @ the United Kingdom, than TILAK?….. Well let the fair skinned taste the delicacies which we feast here, despite of a garbage bin, loitering dogs and a 7mm thick layer coated frying pan( my major is Mechanical, so will be finicky of Dimensions……. hahahahahahahah!)…..

Okay Okay, of all the absolutely jobless people in the world, I guess I am one!…. NO NO, this time I am pretty serious…. [:P]  The world of Internet, and Chatting provides a breather of space for “Jobless” people like me…. That’s one place where you find all kinds of people….. Trust Me! All kinds….. And the Messenger’s  ( I include Gtalk, Yahoo Messenger, and all other forms in this list ), have a very Unique thing called as the Status Message…… People who are addicts to chatting will know what am I talking about…..

Being jobless I decided to do a little bit of a research on these Status Messages…. I have broadly classified them into few categories…. I shall quote one example for every category….
1) The Super Senti Stat Messages:  These are messages which will make the reader feel, why the heck am I alive on planet Earth?…. Example:  ” If I were to die today, I prefer dying in your hands….. So that I can look into your eyes and forget the pain”…. Some such sorts…

2) Announcement Makers: These are such messages which people have to convey to many of their chat friends…. Example: “Oyyyy Mechanical 2nd year, The MD Lab has been called off tomorrow…. So Party through the Night”….

3)  Attention Seeking Messages: Now these are the “Really Interesting” Stat Messages… Being jobless I keep looking at the Gray Icons on my chat list, to become green so that I have one more option to pass time on…. hahaha! A few of my friends( names concealed ), log in with messages like ” Out Leave Message”, ” ” I am not here right now”…. If these were the cases who the heck did log in on their accounts?…. Some Devil I guess…. haha! Actually by having such messages people want to seek attention from their friends, so that everyone asks them… “Hey where are you?”… ” Are you there?”….

4) Concise but Good Ones : These are messages which cover a wide variety starting from humor to valuable quotes: Example……………..

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Stop bugging people with boring Status Messages , put on your thinking cap’s and give me some examples such that I can fill in the Examples in the 4th Section……  Happy Chatting to All….. Cheers!

Recently I suddenly had to visit Delhi for some purpose…. And when I was coming back to college, at a point where the bus had stopped I found two sign boards saying…. Badsar(4), and Hamirpur(44)….

The interesting thing is yet to come, and just a few meters after these boards was a House which had the Name Plate:

“LATE” BALWANT SINGH THAKUR’s RESIDENCE….. I juss wondered which property dealer has started connections with the Mortal’s to sell them land to build their homes after “Death”…. LOLZ! [:P]

A question which recently popped up in my mind…. Where exactly will I be on February 15th, the next year?…. Or rather say to which place will I be heading to?

Feb 15th 2006: I was in a train, going all the way to Allahabad

Feb 15th 2007: I was in a train to Delhi

Feb 15th 2008: In the early hours, I again was in the same train to Delhi…

Don’t know where the “Next Year?”….

Warning Trespassers Will Be Culminated:

I guess now there will be additional forces on the borders of the states affected by Bird Flu, to prevent live Chicken from jumping over the borders and passing onto the next states…..

So my message to all you yummmy, live Chicken, dare you try to trespass! You will be Culled…. Be it at the border or in your territory… [:P]

SMS or the Short Message Service, has become an incorrigible part of every human these days! It is a very easy way to communicate with people without much inconvenience…. More over for some people SMS’ing has become a good and valid time pass these days, specially for youngsters who never want to lose touch with their “LOVED ONE’s”, even for the minutest instant…. The thing what I want to convey is yet to come!……

Nevertheless this SMS has become a bug too… As an instance when two people, say X and Y ( specifically the opposite sex, you chose Who is What) exchange phone numbers there are three phases which lie on the path….. I will discuss them all now..

Phase 1: For the initial few months, both of them don’t even bother to SMS each other ( this blog is dedicated to the SMS bug..)

Phase 2: Now all of a sudden one of them say X(with a greater probability the guy) starts to “SMS”, Y…. And Y also replies to the SMS of X, with the same eagerness be it at what ever time of the day…. This continues for about a year!….

Phase 3: Now X is going over Y’s head… And thronging Y’s phoney with SMS’s… And only out of “Compulsion”, does Y reply…. So the things which started at “Hey…. Pleasant Surprise”, Blah Blah Blah in Phase 2, go down to “Yupp Hi, tell me What’s it?”… in Phase 3….

So if you people were still thinking why did I call an SMS to be a bug, realize that no longer is the SMS the bugg, but it is X…. [:P], and the Syndrome is that X is after Y!… Poor him…. This is one disease which can be cured by one and only Y!… So my advice to X, send more SMS’s  than ever…. Keep trying! hahahahahahahahahaha……..

Well a week ago when I was back home, I happened to switch onto a news channel which scrolled flash news of the demise of the father of Chiranjeevi( The South Indian Super Star)…. And owing to his popularity in the state and the recent speculations that he will enter politics in the state, lots and lots of people were seen( I saw this on TV) to condole the family of the demised…. And how could the media personnel not flock into such a situation?…

Of the many visiting people who’m I was talking about, there also were famous politicians…. And basically they came to “Apple Polish”, Chiranjeevi to join their party in the forthcoming elections….. They found a very innovative way to do it, it goes something like…..

“Chiranjeevi’s father was a great man!… A very humble, noble, and pious person!…He died at a very young age, and cruel destiny had taken off the father of THE ACTOR( or rather the anticipated politician) away, had he been alive he would have seen lots more”…….

Well I say, a very nice way to express your grievances, but but but….. Is 78 years of life very less for a man?… Is it a very young age to die?…. And how many of those politicians actually knew him in person?…. And what else was left for him to see?… Srija’s daughter becoming a run away bride?…. Phew!